There's a squirrel in my basement
I'm not sure how or why
I saw his fuzzy tail from the corner of my eye
Did you come in from the cold to make this place your home?
You tried to build a nest of ceiling insulation and foam.
We fed you poisoned dog food
We tried to shoot you with a gun (bb)
We left the back door open, but still you did not run
My doggies did not scare you
and you pranced around our trap
You gloat from the rafters where I'm sure you take a nap
After a week this little visit must to come an end
The smell is awful, the mess so rude and I do not like this trend
Into the trap we placed some nuts and peanut butter
I came downstairs and heard the cage making such a clutter
We finally trapped you. Victory!! Now our basement's in the clear
Clint drove you to the Club, released you, now there's now more fear
Please don't come back, we're through with youand do not tell your friends
I'd rather ride the house of ladybugs
than have a squireel again
