When you become a mother you automatically are gifted with new superpowers. They are:
1) Ability to read nighttime stories upside down as easily as if they were right side up.
2) Can function quite well on 5 to 6 hours of sleep a night when you used to need at least 8.
3) Can produce a nutritious dinner for your 2 year old in under two minutes (using the microwave of course).
4) Any task you did before children with two hands you can now do almost as easily with just one. Making diner, going potty, getting dressed etc.
5) You really DO have eyes in the back of your head. Or maybe it's your Spidy sense that tells you when your kids are up to no good.
6) You can remember the words to all the kid's songs you knew as a kid which impresses the heck out of your child who thinks you are too old and uncool to possibly know the all verses to the "Wheels on the Bus".
7) Kisses are magic and heal all boo-boos.
What mommy super powers do you have?
